10-21-05
Top 10 Things to do during a Hurricane in Florida10. Dump dishsoap on your car as the rain bands start to hit.
9. Listen intently to the news stations broadcast the contradictory messages, "We are all going to die" followed by "But there's really nothing to worry about."
8. Shave your head, put on a purple jogging suit and Nikes, eat the Apple Sauce, lay in a circle with your friends, and wait for help from FEMA.
7. Have a hurricane party in your condo.
6. Hold a candlelight vigil for the dumbasses having the hurricane party in their condo.
5. Reconsider that relocation to Nebraska.
4. Decide early how you're going to describe what the wind sounded like to the news crew.
3. Two words: Sterno Shots
2. Put all your stereo and tv equipment near the window so that when it blows in, you can cash in!
1. Buy your neighbor's extra generator for the low, low price of $1,200. Fill it with gas for only slightly less.
posted by G. Michael Reynolds @ 12:23 PM
